MUST update

I realized it has been a full week since I last updated and yet I have no motivation to update. I am having a constant daily struggle to get Sir the doctor’s 1500 calories a day. The child will refuse everything including ice cream and McDonald’s and if I would leave him alone would not eat a morsel of food for an entire twenty-four hour period stopping only briefly for water sips. No one knows what is wrong with him and if I hear another person tell me it’s a power struggle I will punch them in the face. I have ignored the behavior, I have overly praised him when he eats, we tried feeding him every two hours for a specified amount of time, we’ve tried rewards, we’ve tried punishments, we’ve tried sitting him in his chair alone and leaving, nothing works the kid HATES food. I saw a you tube video yesterday about kids with food phobias and I’m convinced that is what he has. Years of therapy here I come! I’m taking him to a chiropractor tomorrow and I’m going to try to start yoga with him or deep breathing or something. I am starting to hate food too, too bad when you are trying to feed someone else every two hours you gain weight. Hmmm. That’s my shitty or more preciously vomitty (I’m making up words) life and that my friends is why I have not written lately.